a men-free 2020

Someone needs to for real tell all of these men that updated their dating profiles to include a Coronavirus joke that they aren’t very original or charming. Here are a selection from “likes” I’ve received since quarantine started. From the simple... Together, we could: Self quarantine? My ideal fake sick day: Coronavirus I’m looking for: A quarantine buddy To the stupid... My most controversial opinion is: Coronavirus is just the flu Give me travel tips for: My apartment. In search of a quarantine buddy. Believe it or not: I don’t have Coronavirus To the incredibly earnest... Together, we could: be a testament to the resilience of romance in the COVID era: candlelight Skype dates, poetry readings over zoom, whiskey-aided truth or dare. Bless their hearts, they all probably felt so clever when they did this.