allergic to dating
on the last date i went on before quarantine i went into anaphylactic shock over an unknown food allergy. because im not normal, i asked my date to call me an uber to the hospital instead of the ambulance because i didn’t want to be dramatic—(i.e. have to be carried away on a stretcher outside a bar). Even though i could barely breathe the security guard wouldn’t let me take a glass of water outside because thats the law apparently. i was also put on a pee pan for the first time in the ER. 2020 kinda just went downhill from there