bad vibes

When I packed my bags to isolate with my family, I did not think that this thing would last THAT long. I packed a few shirts, a couple of sweatpants, two bras I would never actually wear, and of course, my vibrator. I did not, however, pack said vibrator's charger. Anyways, she's sturdy, she's strong, and my previous experience has proven that she lasts for a long time on one single charge. Fast forward fifty-six lonely nights and my trusty vibrator has puttered out. The year is 2020 and the tried and true adage “hindsight is 2020” definitely hits different right now as I reach for my repurposed electric toothbrush.