be a good neighbor

A few days into quarantine, I had no choice but to speak to the hot neighbor from across the street, as his dog was taking a shit in my yard when I was coming back from a walk with my mine. The dog is cute as hell and I had been eyeing it for MONTHS so of course I asked to meet the him. We started chatting and I can’t deny I definitely felt a spark. I couldn’t stop thinking about him. I didn’t want to wait to “conveniently” run into him again so I was a total creep and found him and slid into the DMs. It worked and we’ve been hanging out. I was honestly just trying to get it in but that hasn’t even happened, and now t I ACTUALLY like the dude. However, I move 2 hours away in 2 weeks, I’m pretty sure I intimidate the fuck out of him, and now he “doesn’t know what he wants”. Rule #2 don’t fall for your neighbor 100 ft away during quarantine. Rule #1 is to not fall for your drug addict EDC uber driver, but thats a different story for a different time.

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