bitch puhleaze

My gf and I have lived together for nearly as long as we've been together, which is 10 years. She has her own gig WFH, and I have a designed WFH corporate role. In truth, she doesn't have great work ethic, doesn't do much normally for work (or socially!), and sometimes doesn't leave the house for 2 or 3 days. Now, the other day on a video call with friends, she goes, "I just want to get out of the house. I can't stand being locked up like this!" I’m thinking “Bitch, puhleaze. This is your normal life; STFU”