Can an eligible man knock down my front door and take me

I am in Australia. 

Stuck with parents. They are nuts.

I am recently single and was LOVING life until I woke up in a whole new world. 

Dad speaking in terms of “the wolf is at the door”- he is of course referencing the 3 little pigs. 

Mum has told me to “lockdown a boyfriend in the next 24 hours”, to ride it out with.

Sat on couch listening to them discuss my dating prospects in this new age- mum “she needs to be touched, she’s 25, it’s important”. 

Yes- I died. But also aggressively agreed. Dad naturally delighted by prospect of me being locked away from men!

Tensions among us are high.

I screamed “fuck you” at my dad for opening a packet of teddy bear biscuits that I had marked for “stores”. 

Can an eligible man knock down my front door and take me. 

At this point I’d take the wolf...