conscious-uncoupling during corona

Hi Meg, I’m not sure if you’re still taking stories about interesting quarantine situations but.... I’m currently quarantined w my ex husband.... 

Our post-divorce relationship has been a cross between a Gwyneth Paltrow-esq “conscious-uncoupling I’m so grateful to have a good ex husband” hippie shit and “thank god you’re no longer my problem/ wtf was I thinking?!”

I’m saving for a house... so we thought it could work short term. We work opposite schedules. Him in an office 9-5 and me in the restaurant industry at night. Perfect scenario right?! We can co-parent our 2 sons in the same house! Well. Enter on the scene Corona virus. He is now working from home, I have no restaurant to manage. He chews with his mouth open. This is gonna be a disaster. My shit will be lost. To be fair his will be too, I’m no peach. Please send actual corona. And limes.