consider the crab

I'm stuck at home with my family and can't visit my partner because he's on a more restrictive quarantine (he just got back from study abroad). Slowly I'm losing my mind and yesterday I spent three hours watching a tiktok video set to the song "remember the name" of a toy robot with a sword fighting a very tiny crab. The fact that the music and the video are perfectly in sync does not help matters as I think it's caused a permanent glitch in my brain and now I just want to stare at it forever.

But in all seriousness I would watch sports if there were more tiny crabs in them.