*crickets*

Day 16 of my states shelter in place ordinance. I haven’t had quiet in my house since all of this started. And it’s not even because of the kids. We have a cricket. Which doesn’t sound that bad, right?? Wrong. That little fuck, crickets all day, and all night. When our house should be quiet, when the kids have all gone to bed, there he is.... cricketing. And if you’re wondering if we’ve looked for him- duh. We emptied every cabinet of the kitchen looking for him before realizing that he must’ve gotten underneath into the baseboards. Completely out of reach. So for weeks now, he chirps in our echoey kitchen. Well today- on the 16th day, he came out. We killed him. The end (Currently enjoying the quiet of my house)