good vibes only

I’ve been living with my boyfriend’s family during the pandemic. They have two dogs, one of them (my boyfriend’s) I love but the other is my enemy. A few days ago I couldn’t find my vibrator anywhere. My boyfriend and I trashed our entire bedroom searching. When we gave up, he went downstairs to get some water and found it SITTING ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER. There were teeth marks in it. The dog had taken it. This probably means it’s time to get my own place, no?