hairy situation

Instead of using literally anything else we owned to clear a blockage in the shower drain, my roommate decided to use my hair scissors. Unsurprisingly, this ruined the scissors' balance and they're useless for their initial purpose, unless you want to give yourself or someone else the worst haircut ever. My roommate's hair is getting pretty shaggy, and he has a lot of video conferences coming up. Yesterday he asked me if I could help him cut his hair. I doubt he even remembers ruining my scissors, but I think he'll have his memory jogged soon.