hairbrained

I have been social distancing for most of my life. I am good at this. But I do also love fresh air, so I often take walks around my posh suburban neighborhood and I likely wont discontinue these SOLO walks. Yesterday, two days after a call to practice social distancing, I walked through a park, getting my fresh air and some cardio. There, I spied an entire child's baseball team and their parents about to scarf down 6 pizzas that one of the mom's was balancing as she walked back through the park from her car. I didn't shame them or yell at them, but I secretly hoped that there were ball hairs on their pizzas.