laundry list sans laundry

A few of my parent friends wanted to know how awesome it is for us people who are quarantined without kids. Let me paint the picture. Working. Netflix. Animal Crossing. Scroll the phone.... Walk the dog. Breathe in the yellow wind. Sneeze like crazy from allergies. Fart and Burp WAY too much around each other. Get secretly disgusted but then remember you just did the same thing. Soooo much mindless scrolling of youtube, Netflix, all those. Scroll scroll scroll........SCROLL! Oh! The dog needs to go out again!!! (Dog literally snoring under her blanket) We should start a fire! No....then we'd have to stay outside in pollen hell and tend it. Scroll scroll scroll scroll..... This cup looks dirty....I should wash it. (There are no cups....sink is empty) Grabs a nearby cup and washes that anyway. Scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll! Oh Pinterest! Recipes! Ideas!!!!! "What do you want for lunch honey?" "Just a sandwich." 2 hours later..... Presents a dish that would make Gordon Ramsey weep with pride. "I thought you were making dinner in there so I already ate a sandwich." *contemplates knife skills* Scroll scroll scroll scroll.... We should clean the yard. Pollen hell. We should clean out this old storage stuff. No.....no one wants to do that. Scroll scroll scroll......... Oh look! The dog needs to go on a walk.....!(Dog farts in her sleep and keeps snoring). Feel envious of dog. Stare around the room and ponder the existence of everything in it. Decide to open the door for fresh air. Yellow pollen wind literally blows INTO the house. A fly gets in..... Hours later hubby does an amazing ninja door opening trick to rid the house of said fly! You mentally cheer for him and vow to remember this moment forever. Scroll scroll scroll........ We should take the trash out.....