law and order: TP

My boyfriend of 6 years has always complained about how much toilet paper I use, but it’s gotten even worse since the virus. I’m so sick of his comments that I’ve started bringing my own secret roll into the bathroom each time I go so I don’t use our common one. He’s now so impressed with my “newfound frugality” and how long I can make a roll last. I hope I don’t get get caught sneaking in the second roll, because I’m enjoying the TP peace for now.