pickled beet juice

My husband yelled at me for cutting too much off the ends of the asparagus for dinner. We ended up screaming at each other, there were tears, followed by silence and then cold meals. He later apologized and blamed it on his “man period”. The next morning I poured some pickled beet juice with a small wad of crumpled tp into the toilet for him to find. He. Was. Terrified.