pizza my heart

i'm so relieved to scroll through some of the stories and see that other quarantined couples have had fights about blocks of cheese, ritz crackers, etc... i'm proud to join their numbers and report that my fiance and i had one of our top 5 biggest fights about.... frozen pizza. (my opinion - keep the box in the freezer until the oven is hot so it doesn't start to thaw and get soggy; put a sheet pan on the rack below to catch any stray cheese drips. his - do the opposite of both of those things, apparently.) we've recovered and it now feels like the pizza incident happened years ago (it was last week). but who knows what will happen next time one of us wants to warm up a frozen, cheesy, carb-loaded treat.

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