pyjamas the dog

PJ the D Yesterday, Pyjamas the dog came down the driveway with a slice of white bread in his mouth. I asked him where he got it, but he wouldn't tell me. Pyjamas the dog is my only live contact with the outside world. His visits are brief. Too brief. Why doesn't he want to stay longer for more pets? I think he has ADHD. I worry about Pyjamas.