ration the wine
DON'T TOUCH MY WINE!! So, my fiance and I decide to stock up and stay in. Before this we make a list of projects, food and booze we will need to survive. He chooses beer. I chose my wine and we buy enough to keep us out of the stores for a bit. The other day ( our 3rd day in) I come upstairs from laundry and he is sitting on our patio drinking a glass of MY WINE. I totally lose it and start screaming at him as if he was the worst human being in the world. I am like " what are you doing? Why are you drinking my wine?? How could you do this to me???? You are so selfish!!! On and on. I didn't even know who I was, lol. He was like "I'm already bored with my beer so I thought I would have a glass of wine" ...pretty harmless under normal circumstances, but these are not normal times... so in true hysteria, I tell him he has to ask me if if wants a glass so I can monitor intake and gage how long I have till I am out. Then I locked it up and now, I AM THE ONE SITTING ON OUR PATIO WITH A GLASS OF MY WINE thinking "God the poor guy is in for it". He really has the patience of a Saint and I will try and share my wine, maybe... 💯❤🥂