send tequila

I live with my ex-stepdad (he's the best) and stepsister. He recently started dating someone new after him and my mom broke up a couple years ago. He introduced my stepsister and I to his new girlfriend for the FIRST time on Thursday.... By Monday, long story short, she is now hunkered down quarantining with us for an unknown amount of time. Nothing like a crash course in seeing if a relationship works than locking yourself in a house together with two opinionated daughters. TURNS OUT, she is TERRIBLE. She sits in the common spaces with her phone on speaker phone for an hour at a time. Her phone notifications are on as loud as they go and boy do they go off ALL day. And... she's an anti-vaxxer who doesn't believe in western medicine. WISH ME LUCK. Send tequila and the patience of a saint.

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my dad, however, stocked up on edibles

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