splish splash

Literally every day, my girlfriend says she will shower later. In the morning, she says she doesn't want to shower because she might do something active later and need another shower (yeah right). In the evening, she says she doesn't want to shower because she's tired and would rather shower in the morning. Can someone please end quarantine so she has to go back to work and shower again? Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night (its that bad) thinking there is a stinky piece of cheese in the room.