tampax

I'm 32 and moved back in with my parents a few weeks ago because of Covid as I live alone. I started my period and yesterday, I had to ask my Dad to get sanitary products for me from the supermarket because I'm not allowed out yet. My Dad's response 'Tell me what brand.' 'Just sanitary towels.' 'What brand?' 'Not Tena Lady.' 'Okay. But what brand?' He came back and said, ' I queued for 40 minutes and then I was loitering by the vegetables and this shop assistant asked me what I was looking for. I looked at her and said 'Tampax' and she didn't know what to do. She pointed me to the aisle and left.' He then texted all his friends with the story because he thought it was hilarious (he works in a factory). Then the dog proceeded to use my night-time level sanitary towel pack as a chew toy. I'm done with this.

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