that really sucks, but maybe don’t call other human beings “savages”

My boyfriend of four years and I broke up on the brink of the pandemic. What timing! I quickly moved in with two dudes I don’t really know (I’m a female) and soon after we were no longer roommates, but quarantine companions. The walls are tissue paper thin. The entire house can hear when you take a shit. Both guys claimed the two available parking passes for our complex. No big deal, I’m an independent woman, right? I can parallel park in one of the scant spots on the busy street below and climb the giant hill to our apartment. No problem! Last week some kind of savage human being took a shit on my car. Meanwhile my ex boyfriend got a 40% pay increase and gets to quarantine in our home alone.