the monogram diaries

My landlord and his girlfriend live in the basement apartment in our building and I swear to god they're going to kill each other before this is over. Our walls are paper thin, we can hear everything because they're shouting at the top of their lungs, and the petty shit they've been fighting over is incredible. Yesterday they had an argument for over an hour about if a shirt, which was monogrammed with my landlord's name, belonged to my landlord. He was claiming it wasn't his???