tin hat for two

One minute I'm calling you my soulmate and we're cuddling on the couch. The next minute we are arguing about if tinfoil is an "essential" item and worth going to the store to purchase right now / ASAP (you = yes, me = no). Normally an easy going girlfriend, I am now a bossy bitch who won't let you do anything without my approval otherwise you suffer the wrath of my sleepless anxiety. Not enough real Corona to manage the stress of actual corona.