welcome to the candy shop

My 7 yo daughter just brought a ziploc bag with 4 m&ms into our ’classroom’ and said, “Mom! I can’t believe that you and Dad ate all of them!” I quickly snatched the bag from her hands, ate the rest, and handed the empty bag back to her. My 8 yo daughter lost it (I mean...lost it) and through her tears said, “I‘m just disappointed that you would be so selfish, Mom!” I was really struggling to not laugh the entire time.