welcome to the church of bey

I'm 32 and somehow never listened to Beyonce's music in my life..... until now! And oh my god she is motivating me to dance and sing and exercise during these lockdown days of mundane routine and feeling trapped inside. I'm obsessing over her songs and her life and her body. One day I was attempting to bravely (aka LOUDLY) sing "Love on Top" while doing dishes alone in my house. Suddenly my boyfriend was standing next to me with a sly grin on his face, having arrived home from work quietly, and he scared the shit out of me. I even blushed, which I never do, I was so embarrassed. I think my neighbors can all hear me singing too so now they act very awkward whenever I see them outside. Don't care! Love Beyonce <3 <3 <3

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