all is fair in-laws and war

So we were actually just visiting for a weekend 10ish days ago to the Northeast (which was planned before CV had arrived to the US)... and we are still stuck here at my boyfriend’s parents’ house... In the basement. And not leaving home anytime soon it seems. (I mean did you see the video of the tanks being brought in? Ugh)

I work from home everyday, and essentially don’t ever leave this house... as it’s located in a fairly rural part of the state. Suffice to say I’m going stir-crazy. I flipped out on him today for burning bacon in his mother’s oven which I’m pretty sure will choose 200 or 500 degrees on its own. He almost finished the fried rice I made and I wanted to stab him for even considering it. We played a game of scrabble and after correcting about 7 misspelled words he says... “well this is why I didn’t want to play scrabble with you” and I screamed “WHY?? IS IT BECAUSE I’M SMARTER THAN YOU???!!” I also almost walked out with my suitcase packed and dog in my arm when he implied that my butt is a bit bigger than it used to be.

If the virus doesn’t get us... hopefully we don’t kill each other in the interim. Pray for us all. And our butts.