bananagate

so today whilst nearly 4 weeks into having sciatica and crawling in my hands and knees to do stuff by myself I finally relent and ask for 2 toast, buttered, sliced banana, drizzle of honey and a coffee. Text it to my now very ex fiance to which he replied ‘Ok xxx’. What I get is toast and a whole banana in its skin. What ensued was the end of our 5 year relationship which consisted of me hysterically crying for over an hour, him trying to comfort me, me screaming at him to get his hands off me and then him trying to suffocate me with the duvet. And other stuff too. Just wanted to be looked after for just once. Crazy Italian.