divorce

my husband chugged his coffee yesterday (literally said, "hey see this coffee? watch this.") and then shit his pants 1 hr later. walked to the bathroom holding his butt cheeks together and did not make it. he did not think the two were related. his shorts and underwear are in a plastic bag. i told him to take a shower and he got mad at me saying "i showered this morning!"

honestly, there is no way we make it through this.