they found the tweets

last Sat I came down w a VICIOUS respiratory infection. like sleep 18 hrs a day, stare at a wall in fevered delirium the other 6, cough all day and night, vicious. so i'm self-isolating obv. Thurs I tell my roommates that I've been sick & we have a whole conversation abt quarantine protocols, roommates not stopping at "are you ok/do you need anything" before jumping straight to "how dare you inconvenience us with your illness". my roommates, ms "secret girlfriend practically lives with us" and ms "constant parade of strangers without asking", continue to bring guests to our home, constantly occupy our common spaces so I can't get food, etc etc. so I'm minding my own business tweeting angrily about them. and then they FOUND. MY. TWITTER. now ms "showering with secret gf in our communal shower" and ms "aggressive in the group chat about a hair in the kitchen even though her cat's hair is all over the house" want to lecture ME about decency & consideration while they've been LITERALLY endangering me & my currently vulnerable lungs. they want an APOLOGY for my tweets (on my personal twitter which they do not follow!) while they literally complain to each other about me every day in our house while i am home. ms "constant strangers in our house with nary a word to anyone" would in particular like me to know that I am "childish" for not "communicating." I am just trying to mind my own business and not get pneumonia here but they seem DETERMINED to have a fight and it is going to be M E S S Y.