hairy situation

I hadn't shaved my legs, nor my nethers for about three weeks before our city shut down. I wasn’t getting any then, certainly won’t be getting any now, why shave ever again really. Two weeks in to never leaving my house I decided to stop shaving my armpits as well. At this point, a razor isn’t going to cut it. I’ll need a full body wax if I am ever to wear those cheeky bikini bottoms every again. However, the armpit hair isn’t as long as I thought it would be. I can’t tell if I’m disappointed.