wash your dick

I ventured out to pick up our once a week takeout for dinner and joyously returned home with the goods. I open the door with zeal and my husband exclaims, "WASH YOUR HANDS!" I, being the angel that I am, assert, "WASH YOUR DICK!" Suddenly my husband's boss chimes in via webchat, "I guess your house cleanliness protocols are a little different than most!" Lesson learned, make sure everyone is off conference calls even when it is after 5pm!