straight from the kelly’s mouth

Two nights ago, it was raining in Brooklyn. At 3 am my boyfriend turns to me, terrified, from his laptop. He locks eyes with me and says “the virus travels in rain drops”. I was trying not to laugh because I know he’s nervous, so I stifle my giggles and say what is your source? That’s when he started bursting out laughing because he realized he was on a random ladies blog called “Kelly Says”. Finally laughing together about his sometimes suffocating paranoia was a relief we needed in this apartment.