texting the ex

ME: I hope the hookup culture is gone like it would be cool if everyone was like “yo fuck that, im only here for so long, and like yeah ur hot but ur probably rly cool too, lets talk”

HIM: Yeah, you low key may have ruined sex for me for the rest of my life but like in a very good way And wouldn’t have had it any other way.

ME: *turns on cardi b*... then Texts: you just figuring that out now?