a lot of porn

My mother is the perfect victim for Covid 19. She is 76 years old, asthmatic, high blood pressure, has had multiple strokes and open heart surgery. Needless to say she is under full lockdown with her caretaker. She has a spare bedroom that she rents out to a 20 something year old guy. The other day I was talking to her on the phone and asked what he was doing? Was he staying home and being careful? “Well” she said “ I think maybe he is having people over. I hear a lot of sex noises coming from his room” “Are you sure it’s not just his video games?” I asked. “I know what sex sounds like” she told me. I screamed “ That is so reckless I’m going to have to call him” After a VERY uncomfortable conversation it turns out he’s just watching A LOT of porn. So I kindly asked him to wear some head phones.

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