in the back of your mind

A quarantined friend asked me, "How bad do you think it would be if I went out?" I said, "For... what? If you need something at the store, I can go!" She said, "Well, for a Tindr hookup." I replied firmly, "NO. Think of your grandma!" She said "Ewwwww!" But she didn't go out.

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